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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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