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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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