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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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