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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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