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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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