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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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