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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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