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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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