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Pet death
My
son
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Smeagol
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛
a cheetah 😺
a bear 🐻
a hyena 🐺
a rhinoceros 🦏
a lion 🦁
a venomous snake 🐍
a bull 🐮
a pufferfish 🐡
a lynx 😺
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