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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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