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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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