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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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