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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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