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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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