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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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