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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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