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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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