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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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