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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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