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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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