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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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