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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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