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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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