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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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