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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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