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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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