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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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