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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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