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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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