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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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