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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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