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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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