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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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