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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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