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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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