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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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