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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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