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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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