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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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