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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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