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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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