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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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