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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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