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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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