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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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