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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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