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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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