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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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