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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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