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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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