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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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