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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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