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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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