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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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