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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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