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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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