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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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