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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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