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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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