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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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