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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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