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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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