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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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