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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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