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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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