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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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