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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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