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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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